Prov 17:22

A merry heart doeth good like a medicine... - Proverbs 17:22

Thursday, November 21, 2013

Two Tales of a City

Tale #1:

Reports of my deafness are greatly exaggerated.

Hubby and I attended the Prairie Players’ hilarious production of Neil Simon’s Rumors at the William Glesby Centre last week, and to get to our seats we needed to squeeze past three already-seated audience members. I didn’t recognize them, but they apparently recognized me—which is a little disconcerting when you consider it was my backside in their faces as I excuse-me’d all the way across their knees.

After we were seated, these ladies began trying to tell me something but with my husband in the seat between us and numerous other conversations around me, I couldn’t tell what they were saying. Their nods and smiles gave me a vague hunch their words might be complimentary and that I should say “thanks.” But what if I was wrong and they were merely pointing out the spinach in my teeth? Or my shirt was on inside-out? Or I was dragging toilet paper from my shoe?  I nodded and smiled back. Better to say nothing and be thought a fool than open my mouth and remove all doubt.

“They’re saying they read your column all the time,” Hubby finally interpreted. “They never miss it.”

“Oh. Thank you!” I said. “I’m a little deaf.”

“Oh? You sure can’t tell it from your column,” one of them assured me. At least that’s what I think she said. 

This is how rumours get started, folks. Although, what better place to start one than at a play by the same name? But since I’m the one who sparked it, I figure I should be the one to douse it. You saw it here, readers: I’m not deaf. A little selectively hard-of-hearing, maybe, but that’s another topic.

I hear well enough to know that the Prairie Players cleaned up the language in Simon’s original script (greatly appreciated) and that they danced like crazy people to La Bamba (my favorite part of the show!) Thanks for a great night, everyone! Enjoy having your lives back.

Tale #2:

Two days later, my daughter-in-law, my sister, my niece, and I enjoyed Habitat for Humanity's Homes for the Holidays together. Before the tour, we grabbed a quick lunch at my house. There we were, four grown women enjoying a cozy, adult lunch. The Niece and The Daughter-in-law were discussing what a treat it was to enjoy an afternoon away from their young children. Suddenly, The Niece knocked over her water glass, soaking her mother’s pants, socks, and chair.

“Sheesh. Wish I could get away somewhere without MY kids,” her drenched mother wise-cracked.
(Clearly, I’m not the only bratty sister in this family.)

We were all a little damp by the time our tour of the five homes was complete, given the drizzles that ushered in winter later that day. Nevertheless, we had a lovely time looking at lovely things and lovely homes. I returned to my own eager to start decorating for Christmas. 

Many thanks to the army of volunteers who made this event happen—all the decorators, the hostesses, the sponsors, and those who offered their houses. Great job for a great cause! God bless you.

1 comment:

  1. Evidently, quick wit must run in your family. Nothing runs in my family - we're not very athletic. I think that having people think you are deaf might be a plus. People might start speaking more slowly and enunciating better when talking to you - that could be a good thing.